peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
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