***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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