i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
two words...techno handjob
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
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