I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
