omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
Randomize
