sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
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