Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
there was a trapeze. enough said
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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