the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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