the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
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