question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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