it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
Panties = found
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
Randomize
