It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
fuck your aforementioned shoe
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
Randomize
