i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
How does it feel to date your dad?
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
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