Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
Porn is love you can see.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
