Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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