its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
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