Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't find my key
had to call my rooommate to let us in. Passed out in my dress and found the key on my hair tie-in my hair- just now.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
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