the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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