Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
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