marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
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