fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Pants 0. Shit 1.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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