So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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