but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
how drunk are you?
Several
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
Randomize
