You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
I'm way too hungover for life right now
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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