But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
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