why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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