It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
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