Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
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