Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Please don't give away my fajitas
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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