drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
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