I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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