Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
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