I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
Randomize
