I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
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