Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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