so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
Couch. On fire.
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