Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something
Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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