do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
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