You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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