More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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