So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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