Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I may or may not have eaten the rest of your birthday cake last night after getting blazed and watching harry potter.
i think you have the wrong number
so then it wasn't your birthday cake. k, cool.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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