Having a random hookup so left but love u
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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