When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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