i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
You're like the curious george of whores
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
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