I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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