I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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