all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
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