You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
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