So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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