Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
I'm at about main and main street
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
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